La Alaskeña

“She’s a ho for apples,” my father said, as our dog snuggled up in an attempt to sneak a bite of Red Delicious.

I have embarrassing taste in music. This I admit freely. I like banda, which is basically Mexican polka music. I like Ukrainian pop. I listen to The Chipmunks’ Christmas album year-round. But I have hit an all-time low. This is hard for me to say, but I like Paris Hilton’s new album. Paris Hilton owes [...]