Comments Off
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
November 11th, 2008Ladies: McCain doesn’t give a damn about your “health”…
October 16th, 2008
Comments Off
What a jackass. Seriously. Do you really want McCain in charge of your uterus?
I found a cat on the side of the road
October 7th, 2008
Comments Off
Kristin Wiig is God’s gift to the world. Behold:
Palin again…
October 2nd, 2008
Comments Off
I can’t believe that the McCain-Palin numbers haven’t taken a catastrophic downturn in light of Palin’s recent interview with Katie Couric. Maybe people didn’t watch the interview? Maybe people were too blinded by the flash of Palin’s adorable smile? Maybe people thought it was endearing that the only Supreme Court case that Palin is even [...]
Free Sarah Palin!
September 25th, 2008
Comments Off
It’s no secret that I don’t care for Sarah Palin and that she and I are polar opposites on pretty much every issue. That being said, I also don’t care for the media treatment of Palin, the sexy schoolgirl action figure, or the VILF jokes. But what’s really galling is that McCain is keeping her [...]
The problem with Palin
September 23rd, 2008
Comments Off
I could go on and on about Sarah Palin, like how she’s a pretend feminist, the lame things she’s done in office like make rape victims pay for their own rape kits, how she fired Walt Monegan because he was seeking federal funding to curb sexual crime in Alaska, and how she’s kind of a [...]
In case you didn’t know…
August 15th, 2008
Comments Off
If you are of the male persuasion, it is never appropriate to appear in public wearing a tank top, unless it is made out of mesh and you are on vacation in Mykonos. (This post was prompted by something grisly and horrific that I saw today at the grocery store. If I can save even [...]
The horror…
August 6th, 2008
Comments Off
This is seriously the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life. Whoever decided that this would be a good addition to a kiddie movie has a special place reserved in hell. I’m just glad I didn’t see this until I was 23 because otherwise I would need even more therapy.
Help Me…
July 9th, 2008
Comments Off
I love the ground floor of Nordstrom, because you can buy chocolate, perfume, jewelry and makeup all in the same place without having to board those terrifying escalators that ate one of my Keds when I was seven. The problem is that I tend to get overwhelmed by all the possibilities. The expensive possibilities.I go [...]
How did this not make national headlines?
May 2nd, 2008
Comments Off
So I was listening to “Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me” on NPR, and they got to the part where the listener has to choose the true news story out of three improbable stories. They were stories about ways that companies try to motivate their employees, and they all seemed highly unlikely. One of them was [...]