Happy New Year!

December 31st, 2008

Legendary Greek pop star Sakis Rouvas and I would like to wish you a very happy and um… explosive new year! Follow my blog with bloglovin´

realization

December 27th, 2008

I do not care for boats, nor for the discussion thereof, unless they are full of sailors. Hot Greek sailors.

Merry Christmas!

December 26th, 2008

I have chosen Christmas 2008 as a starting point for what other people would call living in sin. We prefer to think of it as living in hope. Also, a sensible precaution. I hope that everybody else’s Christmas is just as marvelous as mine has been! Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day to all [...]

romance, part trois

December 22nd, 2008

Him: I love you. Deal with it. Me: I’m blogging that.

romance, part deux

December 20th, 2008

Me: I love you. Him: Ok.

romance

December 18th, 2008

Me: I love you. Him: That’s because you’re retarded.

we are family

November 22nd, 2008

“Our cousin is in a Gap commercial.” “Really?” “Yeah. You can tell we’re related by the things that we do.” “Why? What does he do in the commercial?” “He dances around like a dork.” “Oh. You can tell we’re related by the things that we do.”

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

November 11th, 2008

Ladies: McCain doesn’t give a damn about your “health”…

October 16th, 2008

What a jackass. Seriously. Do you really want McCain in charge of your uterus?

I found a cat on the side of the road

October 7th, 2008

Kristin Wiig is God’s gift to the world. Behold: