I watched “Butterfield 8″ today, which kinda… sucked. I suppose that’s blasphemy, but it’s true, and Liz Taylor would back me up on that. She and Eddie Fisher referred to it as “Butterball 4″. It was rather melodramatic and prudish, although I was surprised that it included the words “slut” and “sex”. That being said, La [...]
Around 10:00 PM, I said something horrid like, “I’d club a baby seal for a cup of coffee,” and a moment later I hear the coffee grinder, and a few minutes after that, he brings me a steaming cup of joe. What a fella. P.S. Under no circumstance would I actually club a baby seal. [...]
I was nervous for my pottery class today, since I haven’t taken an art class since um, 1996. I read the syllabus online before class and that made me even more nervous, since the recommended prerequisites were drawing and handbuilt ceramics, and I have all the drawing skills of a preschooler. But the professor said [...]
It has occurred to me that perhaps I like Katy Perry because she looks so much like my #1 Girl Crush, Zooey Deschanel. They both make music, and although I enjoy Ms. Katy’s warblings, Zooey is in a class of her own. Her debut album is so insanely delightful that I don’t have words to [...]
I know I’m not the first one to notice this, but how freaking cute is Katy Perry? I love that she just wears what she wants. The top outfit is maybe a little more Eva Peron than pop star, but somehow on her it works. She’s always rocking the playsuits, and if I had [...]
Will somebody please invite me to a party, a really fancy party, so that I have an excuse to buy this dress? It’s from Armani’s pre-fall collection, and out of a sea of well-cut suits comes this gorgeous little number that I can’t afford and have no place to wear anyway. Still, there’s something about the simplicity [...]
When I saw this in the grocery store I was perturbed. I was upset. I fought my vomit reflex. But mostly I was curious. What is a golden flavor nugget? Why a nugget? Why not a good old-fashioned cube? And if you look carefully, you can see that there’s a little sparkle on the nugget. [...]
Now that elementary school girls are huffing nail polish at sleepovers instead of using it and then peeling it off immediately afterward, you can blame the decline of Tinkerbell, which I believe coincides with the decline of Western society.
Apparently one of my readers is my mom, which is cool, except she thought the naked man was highly innappropriate. I reminded her that he wasn’t actually naked, that he had a stick of dynamite covering his naughty bits, but apparently that wasn’t enough to satisfy her delicate sensibilities. She suggested that I write a [...]
Apparently people other than myself and my boyfriend read this blog, which I am like, thrilled about. Maybe “read” is the wrong word. Perhaps I should say “have read”, because thus far, nobody has made my little corner of the InterWeb a part of their daily breakfast. So now I am consumed with curiosity. Who [...]
