I’ve seriously watched this video like, seventeen times, and have come to several realizations: 1. Newsies was freaking amazing and I need to see it again. 2. Christian Bale is gorgeous. 3. Lady Gaga is awesome, but would be awesomer (not a word) if she did a duet with Christian Bale. 4. Christian Bale should [...]
Out on Bale
June 17th, 2010Hacked the hacker
June 17th, 2010So my email was hacked on Monday and oh boy, was that a fun mess to try and clean up. (I’m being facetious. There was nothing fun about it.) Anyway, the hacker sent everybody in my contact list an email saying that I’d been mugged in a park in Wales, and that my flight left [...]
Homegirl got hacked
June 14th, 2010My gmail account got hacked and I can’t even figure out how to log on. So that’s awesome… My apologies to anybody who got spammy email from me. Sorry. = (
Andrea reviews movies you’ve probably seen already
June 8th, 2010Where The Wild Things Are: This movie is awful. It’s just so god-awful. I’m not even sure what it was about– probably because it wasn’t about anything. It was just some kid screaming for an hour and a half. And everything in the movie was brown. Don’t watch it. Read the book. The book is actually [...]
Confession
June 6th, 2010I’m sure we all know people who don’t do things on Sunday. I don’t watch television on Sunday. I don’t go to parties on Sunday. I don’t listen to secular music on Sunday. I’m not any fun to be around on Sunday. You know what I don’t do on Sunday? Shower.
Aunt Tranny
June 1st, 2010I found this picture today. The beauty on the left is my great-great-great grandmother Elizabeth Ann. She wears the same charming expression in every picture of her ever taken. Ever. But more exciting to me than finding a picture of my 3rd great grandmother and her sisters was discovering that my 3rd great aunt was [...]
Dry dock
May 28th, 2010Yesterday afternoon, Kurt and I saw a middle-aged couple, in some egregiously ill-fitting tank tops, taking in the sunny weather in their rather large boat, enjoying a beer and a cigarette. Nothing particularly unusual about any of that except that their boat was parked in their driveway. They had to have been at least five or ten [...]
Just say no
May 26th, 2010“Have you tried a neti pot?” (Awkward silence) “Um, I don’t do pot.” Good call, little sister.
Relax. It’s non-lethal.
May 26th, 2010Me: You need to get an Air-Soft gun so you can shoot the neighbor kids. Kurt: That would be fun… (You can be horrified if you want, but those kids are noisy.)
What’s in a name?
May 25th, 2010Sometimes, just for kicks, Kurt and I like to discuss the names of our future children. Just for kicks, ok? My eggo is not preggo, and won’t be for a long, long time, because I don’t know if you know this, but babies are really needy and scream all the time. Also, they poop themselves. [...]