I want that blue dress. The mirrored face is kinda cool but mostly scary. The video’s ok, but the song? Meh. After sassy, man-hating hits such as “Dame Otro Tequila” (she burns down her ex’s house in the video), this is sorta lackluster. I hope the rest of her album is a little more exciting. I’m looking [...]
Everything is broken. My computer is broken, OpenID is broken, the Internet is broken, etc. Last night my computer froze. I was like, I’m sorry is it 1996? No. It is not. C’mon! So if you’ve been wondering why Andrea hasn’t been on your blog telling you how cute you are, that’s why, ok? Because [...]
I have been doing these Top 5 quiz thingies on Facebook. It’s a problem. I can’t stop. Top 5 movies, top 5 books, top 5 celebrity crushes, top 5 people I want to punch in the face (Dick Cheney, Spencer Pratt, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Chad Kroeger and Bill O’Reilly). I’m like, thank you Facebook, for [...]
I realize that not everybody likes cats, but if you don’t like kittens then you are a mean, sad person, and you should get sterilized so you don’t pass on your mean, sad genes. Calm down. I am pretty sure those kitties were secretly having a lot of fun.
A while back I decided that I should start collecting something, so that people will always know what to get me for my birthday. Collectors are so easy to shop for. You always know that every year, so-and-so will appreciate a new Hummel figurine, more Elvis memorabilia, another shrunken head, etc. I already have a little [...]
I am a bad shoe/purse buyer. Just awful. Since becoming a vegetarian I have eschewed leather, which makes buying shoes and purses quite difficult, as you can imagine. But mostly it just doesn’t occur to me to buy purses and shoes. I already have purses and shoes that are not yet falling apart. Why buy [...]
Ok, I know I am like a million years late to the Poladroid party, but have you guys tried Poladroid? It’s so fun! Some people were complaining on the website about waiting for the photo to develop and I’m like, duh. It’s a Polaroid. You’re supposed to wait. Go get yourself a nice cup of [...]
“What did you get me for Mother’s Day?” “You’re not a mother.” “I know four dogs, two cats and one hamster that would disagree with you, mister.”
It is no secret that I freaking love Mexico. It is a beautiful country with amazing food, great music, and friendly, generous people. I am so lucky to have been able to travel throughout much of Mexico and have all kinds of crazy adventures there. I have spent the day listening to Luis Miguel and [...]
I saw a spider in the hallway, and I said to Rohn, “I would be most obliged if you’d eat that spider for me.” And he did. So then I was all, “Ew, Rohn! Don’t eat bugs!” But at least I didn’t have to squish it myself. P.S. Rohn is a dog. I would not ask [...]