Let’s play a game called Guess Who Has a Terrible Toothache and No Dental Insurance?! If you guessed Andrea Staats, you win. The prize is… um, there’s no prize. Sorry. Thanks for playing. This is what I get for waking up in the middle of the night and eating chocolate-raspberry cookies (delicious!) and then going [...]
Meh. I expected more from this film. It was waaaay too long, and I have a well-documented hatred of long movies. I added it to my Netflix queue because I have a little crush on Aziz Ansari, but he was only in the movie for about 2 minutes. I wanted more Aziz, Aubrey Plaza, and [...]
“Write a story about a girl who loses her cat in the wall. Couple of cats. Anyway, she can’t get them out, so she gives up, and then later she goes into the basement and it’s full of kittens. She’s like, knee-deep in kittens.” “No.” “Ok, write a story about a girl who meets this [...]
You guys, I have a problem. A clutter problem. It’s interfering with my life. It’s blocking my chi or my shui or something. I’d show you a picture but it’s too humiliating. I have this “just in case” mentality. I can’t throw anything away because I might need it someday. You just never know when [...]
Let’s talk about unfulfilled childhood dreams. I have a few. 1. Marrying Cary Grant 2. Going to the Prom with Prince William and/or John Cusack 3. Being a cheerleader I have, to some extent, gotten over these disappointments, as much as anyone can get over not marrying your soulmate because he’s dead. But a certain [...]
“Your poor blog has a bit of an identity crisis.” “Yes, it does.” “I guess you could blog about blogs with identity crises. Or just identity crises.”
I’ve had Google analytics hooked up to my blog since its infancy. My favorite part is the maps. I’ve always liked maps. This is what America looks like in terms of my blog readership in the last month: So obviously Alaska is a hotbed of Alaskeña enjoyment. The funny thing is, I’ve no idea who [...]
It occurred to me that I haven’t yet shared with the world the crazy thing I decided to do last month: quit my job. Yes, in this craptastic economy, I decided to quit my job. The job that took me about seven months to find in the first place. The job that was, you know, [...]
