It’s no secret that I don’t care for Sarah Palin and that she and I are polar opposites on pretty much every issue. That being said, I also don’t care for the media treatment of Palin, the sexy schoolgirl action figure, or the VILF jokes. But what’s really galling is that McCain is keeping her [...]
I could go on and on about Sarah Palin, like how she’s a pretend feminist, the lame things she’s done in office like make rape victims pay for their own rape kits, how she fired Walt Monegan because he was seeking federal funding to curb sexual crime in Alaska, and how she’s kind of a [...]
If you are of the male persuasion, it is never appropriate to appear in public wearing a tank top, unless it is made out of mesh and you are on vacation in Mykonos. (This post was prompted by something grisly and horrific that I saw today at the grocery store. If I can save even [...]
This is seriously the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life. Whoever decided that this would be a good addition to a kiddie movie has a special place reserved in hell. I’m just glad I didn’t see this until I was 23 because otherwise I would need even more therapy.
I love the ground floor of Nordstrom, because you can buy chocolate, perfume, jewelry and makeup all in the same place without having to board those terrifying escalators that ate one of my Keds when I was seven. The problem is that I tend to get overwhelmed by all the possibilities. The expensive possibilities.I go [...]
So I was listening to “Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me” on NPR, and they got to the part where the listener has to choose the true news story out of three improbable stories. They were stories about ways that companies try to motivate their employees, and they all seemed highly unlikely. One of them was [...]
I know that everybody wants to go to Mexico and lay on the beach, but ya’ll are being lazy vacationers. Vacations are about going to museums and soaking up culture, not rays of sunshine! AND you are missing out on the wonders of the interior of Mexico, like tacos al pastor and one-eared donkeys.My advice? [...]
I know some people won’t be pleased that I had the audacity to criticize a Mormonad, but c’mon! This one is outrageous, and not just because when I look at it, all I see is eyebrows that went out of style in 1938. Call me crazy, but the message of this choice nugget of inspiration [...]
I was working the drive-through today, and this lady said she couldn’t come in because she only had one leg, and I know this is REALLY, REALLY bad, but as she drove away I almost died laughing. Thank you Amy Poehler, for giving us more reasons to laugh at the unfortunate.
“Grandpa, what is politics?” “Basically it’s a bunch of bullshit.”