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La Alaskena
The musings of an Alaskan 20-something lapsed Mormon woman; life, culture, movies, music, fashion and the pursuit of the perfect latte.
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Hahahahahahaha! I was seriously laughing while reading your entire post!! You're really funny...and I can't help but love that about you! omg...and "el bicho"...seriously is the best car name I've EVER heard!
Sorry but I don't have time even in the summer to be your personal assistant. Also, "that awful bird", I certainly hope you weren't talking about Tori!! And one more thing, you definitely need to kill those spiders in your basement or get Kurt to do it because if I see one I will most likely cry if it is anywhere near me.
Of course I wasn't talking about Tori. You know I love Tori. I was talking about... that other little evil beast who literally bit the hand that fed her... every single time it fed her.
If you pay for my ticket to Alaska and relocation costs, I'll do all of the above PLUS provide you with a 1 kg bag of corn chips.
Oh lord. The corn chips seal the deal.
OMG!! This post was HILARIOUS! If I didn't need the money I'd fully take the position just so we could hang and I could listen to all the prolific sentences that escape from your brain! Brilliant Post!