Archive for marzo, 2008

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1
2008

Breathing fire…

by Andrea

I know some people won’t be pleased that I had the audacity to criticize a Mormonad, but c’mon! This one is outrageous, and not just because when I look at it, all I see is eyebrows that went out of style in 1938.

Call me crazy, but the message of this choice nugget of inspiration seems to be, “When a man is verbally abusive, it’s up to the lady to calm him down, and if she can’t, it’s her fault.”

Well guess what, Mormonad people? When somebody is being belligerent and you know, breathing fire, there’s not much the person on the receiving end can do. For instance, when a customer the other day told me that I could shove his prescriptions up my “rosy red ass”, what was I supposed to do? Aim a fire extinguisher at him? Because believe me, if I’d had a gas can and a fire extinguisher at my disposal at the time, I would have doused him in gasoline and lit a match. That’s pretty much what belligerent fire-breathers deserve.
mar
30
2008

Jealous?

by Andrea

I was working the drive-through today, and this lady said she couldn’t come in because she only had one leg, and I know this is REALLY, REALLY bad, but as she drove away I almost died laughing. Thank you Amy Poehler, for giving us more reasons to laugh at the unfortunate.

mar
19
2008

Overheard at Starbucks

by Andrea

“Grandpa, what is politics?”

“Basically it’s a bunch of bullshit.”