Ouchie

marzo 6th, 2010
Ouchie

Let’s play a game called Guess Who Has a Terrible Toothache and No Dental Insurance?!

If you guessed Andrea Staats, you win. The prize is… um, there’s no prize. Sorry. Thanks for playing.

This is what I get for waking up in the middle of the night and eating chocolate-raspberry cookies (delicious!) and then going back to bed without brushing my teeth. Just desserts, pun intended.

There’s really no point to this post other than to garner sympathy and helpful DIY dental tips. That is all.

In which I review movies that are already on DVD

marzo 5th, 2010

Meh. I expected more from this film. It was waaaay too long, and I have a well-documented hatred of long movies. I added it to my Netflix queue because I have a little crush on Aziz Ansari, but he was only in the movie for about 2 minutes. I wanted more Aziz, Aubrey Plaza, and the hilarious Jason Schwartzman, and a lot less Seth Rogen. And even less Eric Bana.

I’ll see anything with Ricky Gervais. He just might be the funniest man alive. Jennifer Garner was adorable, as usual, and I want to be Tina Fey when I grow up. It was clever and funny, but the previews made it seem like a romantic comedy… which it is. More than that, however, it’s a trenchant satire on religion. I’m betting a lot of people sitting in the theatre were like, “Whoa, I did NOT see that coming!” And then they got really uncomfortable and personally offended. If you have a sense of humor about religion and the nutty things people believe, see it. Otherwise, it will probably just upset you. Seriously.

Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci and Jane Lynch (Jane Lynch!) were wonderful. Streep was amazing as Julia Child, and perfectly captured her joie de vivre. Amy Adams was cute and charming, as usual. And yet I’m underwhelmed.

I can’t quite put my finger on why I didn’t love it. There wasn’t enough food, if that makes sense. It didn’t capture the sensuality of food like Chocolat, Mostly Martha, Like Water for Chocolate, or Babette’s Feast. It was hard to believe that Amy Adams eats at all, let alone enjoys it. I didn’t even feel hungry after watching it.

Here’s what Kurt had to say: “If they had just taken the Julie part out, and added more about Julia, it would have been a good movie.”

I’m inclined to agree. So there you are. One hit, two misses. Off to watch Extract.

One track mind

marzo 1st, 2010
One track mind

“Write a story about a girl who loses her cat in the wall. Couple of cats. Anyway, she can’t get them out, so she gives up, and then later she goes into the basement and it’s full of kittens. She’s like, knee-deep in kittens.”
“No.”
“Ok, write a story about a girl who meets this great guy [...]

Because admitting you have a problem is the first step.

febrero 28th, 2010
Because admitting you have a problem is the first step.

You guys, I have a problem. A clutter problem. It’s interfering with my life. It’s blocking my chi or my shui or something. I’d show you a picture but it’s too humiliating.
I have this “just in case” mentality. I can’t throw anything away because I might need it someday. You just never know when you’re [...]

Because I look good in plaid

febrero 25th, 2010
Because I look good in plaid

Let’s talk about unfulfilled childhood dreams. I have a few.
1. Marrying Cary Grant
2. Going to the Prom with Prince William and/or John Cusack
3. Being a cheerleader
I have, to some extent, gotten over these disappointments, as much as anyone can get over not marrying your soulmate because he’s dead. But a certain childhood dream still beats [...]

Are you there, Blog? It’s me, Andrea.

febrero 25th, 2010

“Your poor blog has a bit of an identity crisis.”
“Yes, it does.”
“I guess you could blog about blogs with identity crises. Or just identity crises.”

What did Della wear, boys?

martes febrero 23, 2010

Hanging out my shingle

lunes febrero 22, 2010

(English) Fat Tuesday

jueves febrero 18, 2010

(English) Lent

lunes febrero 15, 2010
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