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May
18
2010

Coco avant Chanel

by Andrea

I know that everybody and their dog has already written exhaustively about Coco Before Chanel, but I just saw it last week, ok?

It was good. It definitely shattered some of my notions about Coco Chanel as an independent, self-made woman– which she was, but… anyway, she had some help. Which is fine. I guess. It just made me feel all squidgy inside. I had to make a word up to describe my feelings.

Like all French movies, it made me want to pack up and move to France. I liked the sparse dialogue. Audrey Tautou was wonderful, as usual. Here’s the thing though: for some crazy reason, I though it would be about fashion, which it’s not. Yes, I got caught up in the love triangle, but mostly I was just interested in what everybody was wearing.

And guess what? Coco pretty much wears the same dress throughout the whole movie. Which is realistic, I suppose, but also a bit dull.

Without further ado, the best part of the movie, aka the fashion porn:

Dec
4
2009

Crafty Alaskans

by Andrea

My mom and I have been hitting the holiday bazaars, and I have to say, mostly it’s a load of crap. Sometimes literally. Alaskan crafters have an unfortunate penchant for making stuff out of moose poop. Not even kidding. Or wreaths made out of shotgun shells. Still not kidding.

But now to spread the love. If I had a child that wasn’t a dog or cat or hamster or full-grown man, I’d definitely buy them one of these dolls:

paisleydoodle

acorndoodle

Cute, right? And if dollies aren’t your speed, how about a monster?

balloonmonster

From dirtyhippie1981.

This belt buckle just makes me laugh.

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As does this:

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Lots more cool, clever stuff can be found at Alaska Gadgetry.

I’m going to be spotlighting other Alaskan crafters this month, culminating with the launch of (drumroll please) my own Etsy shop. Oh yes. It’s finally happening. Soon you too, like Kurt, will have the opportunity to support me financially! And I have been writing in my Idea Notebook whilst high on Ambien CR (really), so you know it’s gonna be awesome.

Feb
28
2009

The Staff of Life

by Andrea

breadYa’ll warned me, and you were right: I miss bread. I also had to do a lot of thinking about what I really meant by bread. Did this mean no pancakes until Easter? No cake? No cookies? Ultimately I decided on no sliced bread and no rolls, which meant no croissant today. Boo.

I wrote a haiku in honor of bread:

I adore fresh bread

Slathered in jam and butter

But it makes me fat.

And it does. I’ve already lost a pound by cutting out bread. So I guess I’ll try and hang in there until Easter.

Feb
12
2009

Australian Wildfires

by Andrea

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, I’m sure you’ve heard about the terrible wildfires in Australia. I have several loyal, loveable Australian readers and my heart goes out to them and the rest of the country as they deal with this tragedy. Obviously I can’t do much about it from here in Alaska, but I urge everyone to to visit the Australian Red Cross’ website and make a donation, even if it’s only a few dollars. I did.

Feb
2
2009

My first award!

by Andrea

Hurrah! I got an award! The lovely Ariella gave me my very first blog award. Thank you Ariella! I would like to pass this award on to E, Raquel, PrettyNeons and my cousin Julianne.

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The volcano still hasn’t erupted. The anticipation is killing me. Also, I’m really bored, and I think a volcanic eruption would really spice things up.

Jan
31
2009

Volcano!

by Andrea

redoubtUm, so first they went and cancelled Domino, and now apparently Mt. Redoubt is going to erupt and anihilate Alaska. Or maybe just bury us with ash. Either way, it’s going to be unpleasant.

In fifth grade, I was at a sleepover at my third best friend’s house. (Remember keeping track of that hierarchy? Now instead of second and third and fourth best friends I just have people whose calls I don’t return. But I digress…) At the sleepover, we watched the utterly horrid film Volcano, and I found my calling in life. I realized that I was meant to be a volcanologist. How exciting, right? Flirting with death 9 to 5– yeehaw! I went to the library and checked out all kinds of books on volcanos and started reading up. I was gonna be way ahead of the game when I hit grad school. Right next to my practice signatures of  ”Mrs. Taylor Hanson“, I drew diagrams of isotopes. Keep in mind that I was eleven at the time. Tragic.

My dream of becoming a volcanologist died when I realized that isotopes were kinda boring. Also you can’t wear heels in a workplace like this:

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