Archive for the ‘Glorious Food!’ Category

Apr
5
2010

Lent is over

by Andrea

Remember when I said I was going vegan for Lent? I kind of sort of did it! Yeah!

So I was going strong for the first few weeks. I had no cravings, although I did develop a little vegan cookie problem. Other than that, I was completely free of animal products and not missing them at all.

And then… well, you know. That time of the month. And all of a sudden, I was a fiend. I wanted something NOT VEGAN NOW. I wasn’t even able to articulate what it was I wanted to eat. Just anything, as long as it was NOT VEGAN.

But I stayed strong until last Wednesday, when we ordered Chinese food and I caved and got sweet and sour prawns. I know, I know! Not only not vegan, but also not technically vegetarian. I’m not proud of myself. Then I was good until Saturday, when I ate chilaquiles with cream, because ¿chilaquiles sin crema? Besides, I’m pretty sure it was already Easter in Australia.

So here’s what I’ve learned: veganism is not easy unless you’re prepared. You can’t just waltz into a restaurant. You can’t count on fast food. You have to have your meals planned out, or else you’ll get hungry and frustrated and order sweet and sour prawns.

I also learned that it’s doable. That I can do it, and that I do feel better, and have more energy when I’m not eating dairy. So the takeaway lesson is that now that Lent is over, I’m not planning on changing things too much. After I eat a copious amount of macaroni and cheese, of course.

Feb
18
2010

Fat Tuesday

by Andrea

Um, how come nobody told me about Pancake Tuesday?

My feelings for pancakes border on religious fervor. During my third semester of college I subsisted off a family-size bag of Krusteaz pancake mix (just add water!) because it was easy and it was what I could afford. Four months of pancakes for breakfast and dinner. (Lunch is for rich kids. Also: syrup.) And I still love pancakes. That’s love. That’s commitment.

But I digress… Pancake Tuesday.

My new best friends.

In an effort to enjoy both Pancake Tuesday and my last day of lacto-ovo-vegetarianism, I made Swedish Pancakes. My mom used to make these for us all the time. I loooove these pancakes, and I will miss them. (Fun fact: I made these for breakfast on my first day of college. An indicator of eating habits to come?)

Swedish Pancakes

  • 4 eggs
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 cup flour
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 2 Tbs sugar
  • Splash of vanilla extract

(Sorry, no photos. I ate ‘em too fast.)

Whisk it all together. Some small lumps are ok. Heat up a large skillet until piping hot. I turn it to the highest heat setting until it’s hot, then turn it down a tad. Put a smidge of butter on the skillet, then pour in your batter, and rotate the pan until it’s coated with batter. (We’re going for something crepe-y.) Cook until the edges are crisp and just starting to brown. Flip over, and cook for 30 seconds to a minute, or until the underside has deep brown spots. This recipe makes enough for you and a friend or two, if you feel like sharing.

You can fill them with whatever your little heart desires. When I was a kid, I liked butter and powdered sugar, but like I said, the sky’s the limit. They’re somewhat more substantial than crepes, so you could omit the sugar and vanilla and fill them with something savory as well.

DISCLAIMER: I don’t know how “Swedish” these pancakes actually are, so please don’t leave nasty comments about how real Swedish people wouldn’t be caught dead eating these or anything like that. I’m not claiming authenticity, just scrumptiousness. They are Swedish Pancakes to me and my family, and always have been and always will be. So there.

Best idea ever: EVERY Tuesday should be Pancake Tuesday! So I will definitely be making pancakes next Tuesday, but I’ll be trying a different recipe.

Feb
15
2010

Lent

by Andrea

I try to do Lent every year, even though I’m not Catholic, or even religious in any traditional sense of the word. Frankly, it’s a little stunt I like to pull, just to see if I can.

One time I gave up smoking. It was so easy. Probably because I had never started smoking to begin with. But you should have seen how impressed people were when they found out I quit cold turkey! “No, no cravings at all,” I’d say. “I didn’t know you smoked,” they’d say, and then I’d have to change the subject.

Last year I gave up bread. This was not easy, because bread is to Andrea what crack is to crackheads. I started by eschewing all forms of bread (even pancakes!) but you know… I became irritable and impossible to live with, blah blah blah. I decided that bready things that weren’t actually called bread were ok. Muffins? Ok! Scones? You bet! Cake? Do you even have to ask?

Bread just kept creeping back on the menu, but you know what? I went without leavened, sliced bread for forty whole days, and I’m proud of it.

This year I was having a heck of a time coming up with something. I like it to be a challenge, but an manageable challenge. The odds that I can do it have to be pretty good. I don’t like setting myself up for failure. This is why legal drugs like chocolate, Diet Pepsi, coffee and Facebook are not up for discussion. I could give up television, but a life without television is not a life I’m interested in living. (Not even kidding.)

So this is the year of Vegan Lent. Cutting out meat 3 years ago was actually a lot easier than I thought it would be. I just stopped eating meat and never looked back. But cheese? Oh cheese! How I love thee. Cheese is to Andrea what crack is to crackheads. Literally.

But cheese, you make me feel so guilty. The milk used to make you comes from cows that are abused horribly. You’re not good for me. You’re not good for cows. You’re not good for the environment. I think we should break up… on Wednesday.

Please note: I am not trying to guilt anybody into veganism. I am sharing the reasons I feel I should become a vegan, and it’s a decision that’s not up for debate.

Feb
14
2010

Happy Valentine’s Day!

by Andrea

I’ve always liked Valentine’s Day, so much so that in second grade, I wrote, produced and directed a play regarding Valentine’s Day’s provenance. If you are picturing a bunch of second-graders running around in togas, you’ve got it about right.

I continued to enjoy Valentine’s Day until February 14th, 1996. I had a crush– we’ll call him Ron. Ron and I sat next to each other in Mr. Sterling’s sixth grade class. We were always talking and laughing and up to hijinks, like the time we coated our eyelids with Anbesol. I was so excited for Valentine’s Day. What kind of valentine would Ron get me? What would it say? I made an extra special valentine for Ron, and filled the envelope with carefully chosen conversation hearts.

I ripped open Ron’s valentine, anticipating a declaration of puppy love. Instead it was a store-bought valentine. On it, Ron had scrawled, “Leave me alone.”

You’d think that would have soured me on Valentine’s Day, but no. In the grand scheme of things, it was just one bad day. But let me explain to you the real reason why Valentine’s Day is never, ever a total loss.
There’s pretty much nothing I’d rather eat. There never was a happier marriage than chocolate and marshmallow. How can you hate any holiday that inundates your local grocery store with marshmallowy ooey gooey goodness?

We’ve got chocolate covered marshmallow hearts, eggs, pumpkins and Santas. If Russell Stover can come up with something for Independence Day and Labor Day, my joy will be complete year-round.

So whether you’re married, single, or somewhere in between, stop the pity party and have some candy! You’ll feel better, I promise.

Feb
7
2010

Sunday Roundup

by Andrea

I finally read The Catcher in the Rye. It was awesome, although I’m a teensy bit worried by how much I relate to Holden Caulfield. The whole world is full of “phonies” though, isn’t it?

Make these brownies. Die happy. If you are a vegan though, don’t bother clicking. It will only break your heart.

If you have a high tolerance for raunchy parody, you need to get to know RAAAAAAAANDY! Warning: if you are related to me, you will probably find RAAAAAAANDY! highly offensive. Just letting you know, Mom.

I have to wait until APRIL for new Fringe? The suspense is killing me. Although, that gives me plenty of time to read Quantum Physics for Dummies so that I can understand what the heck is going on. 

Lonny might help fill the Domino-shaped hole in your life.

And finally, my cat, Tobias von Snicklefritz, is pretty much the cutest cat ever. EVER.

Feb
1
2010

Crepes, or the lack thereof

by Andrea

I went to La Petite Creperie for breakfast and IT WAS CLOSED. So you know what that means.

crepes

It means I’m still hungry. I missed the most important meal of the day and it’s all the Creperie’s fault. I also missed lunch, the second most important meal of the day, but that’s just because I was busy watching telenovelas and napping, so we’ll let the Creperie slide on that count.

My little sister asked why my last post was so angry. Ahem. Yeah, I got a little emo. But I stand by what I said. Don’t worry though. It wasn’t directed at you, gentle reader. You’re a lovely person.