Whenever I get a latte (soy raspberry– blackberry if I’m feeling dangerous), I always want to say to the barista, “Keep the change, you filthy animal.”
I don’t, because they might not catch the film reference and think I was just rude, like when I told the door-to-door salesman, “I’m gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!” and he didn’t realize I was quoting a movie. Awkward!
How do people not know those quotes?