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Sometimes, just for kicks, Kurt and I like to discuss the names of our future children. Just for kicks, ok? My eggo is not preggo, and won’t be for a long, long time, because I don’t know if you know this, but babies are really needy and scream all the time. Also, they poop themselves.
Anyway, Kurt’s red hot baby name idea last night was Socrates. Yes, Socrates.
“What would you call him for short?”
“Socks.”
Can’t argue with that.
I suggested Dominique.
“Dominatrix?”
Ahem. Moving on…
“What about Jemima?”
“You won’t even buy her syrup but you want to name your kid after her?”
“You know, just because I prefer 100% real maple syrup doesn’t mean I can’t like the name Jemima.”