La Alaskeña

In second grade, a boy in my class named Colin told me that BP stood for “Big Penis”. I had a feeling that was incorrect, and I was right– it stands for British Petroleum. And yet, lo these many years later, I hear “BP” and think “Big Penis”, and in light of recent events, that seems fair.

I would make an inappropriate pun about how BP is boning the Gulf but my mom reads this blog.

Ah yes. Offshore drilling is a fantastic idea.

I can’t look at the pictures of the animals without crying. Why should they suffer because of unmitigated human greed? Sorry for a depressing post but I’m depressed about this.

And looking into adopting a pelican. Or something.