La Alaskeña

Sometimes I feel like Elphaba.

You know, a funny-looking witch with no friends.

Here’s the thing: It drives me crazy when somebody doesn’t like me, even if I don’t like them. I also don’t like palpable tension. Am I the only one who feels the palpable tension and hates it?

If I’m going to be a funny-looking, friendless witch, I wish I could at least make like a real witch and not give a damn.