Archive for November, 2009

Nov
30
2009

In case you were wondering

by Andrea

Nelly Furtado’s Spanish album is pretty awesome.

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I don’t know why I didn’t get it until now. I love Nelly Furtado. “Promiscuous Girl” was MY JAM back in 2006. But anyway. I didn’t get it until now. If you are a miser, you should at least get “Vacación”. It’s a well-known fact that Andrea can’t resist a cumbia beat.

And she duets with Alejandro Fernandez! It’s a well-known fact that Andrea can’t resist Alejandro Fernandez.

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Direct quote from Kurt: “I don’t want to talk to you any more. You’re having mind-sex with other boys.”

I meant I can’t resist his music.

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Nov
28
2009

Alternate lyrics

by Andrea

manwiththebag1“Everybody’s waiting for the man with the bag–”

“He’s gonna eat your children while they lie in their beds.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s not how the song goes.”

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Nov
26
2009

Thanksgiving

by Andrea

yams“Do I like yams?”

“Why are you asking me that question?”

“You think I know?”

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Nov
19
2009

Playing nice

by Andrea

I have this problem where I don’t say what I think. If you know me at all, you are going WHAAAT? This is because I am sort of a loudmouth. But I promise, I bite my tongue a lot. A LOT. And I do it to keep the peace.

Truth be told, I don’t like talking politics with people who don’t agree with me. It’s a waste of time.  I won’t change their mind, they won’t change mine– why get my blood pressure up?

And I DEFINITELY don’t like talking about politics at work. Mostly because my coworkers don’t agree with me, but also because it’s just really dumb to have heated conversations like that at your place of work. It’s unprofessional. Especially if you don’t agree with me.

But the other night when a coworker called Glenn Beck’s show “the news” I had to protest. I had to. Propoganda? Sure. Fear-mongering? Yes. Lowbrow entertainment? Certainly. But not news.

And then somebody said that I was “brainwashed by the liberal media.” And that hurt my feelings. It hurt my feelings and I didn’t even bother sticking up for myself because the conversation had already made me so supremely uncomfortable.

First off? The media in this country is not particularly liberal. I promise. If it were, it wouldn’t piss me off so much. And second, I’m not brainwashed. My critical thinking skills are AWESOME. Just because you don’t like what I have to say doesn’t mean that I’m brainwashed.

So um… that’s what I’ll say next time… I guess what I’m trying to say is that I want to be even more of a loudmouth. Or rather, a woman who is confident enough to express her opinions. And I have so, soooo many lovely opinions to share.

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Nov
16
2009

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies

by Andrea

I am so tempted to make this one of “Andrea’s Secret Recipes” but really, the world will be a better place if I share it.

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Lifechanging Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies

 

1 1/2 cups sugar

1/2 cup packed brown sugar

1 cup oil

1 (15 ounce) can solid-pack pumpkin puree (not pumpkin pie mix)

2 teaspoons vanilla

1 cup whole wheat pastry flour

3 cups white flour

pinch of salt

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon baking powder

2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

One bag of semisweet chocolate chips

Mix the sugar, oil, pumpkin and vanilla together until well blended. In another bowl, sift together the flours, baking soda, baking powder, and cinnamon. I also added a sprinkle of nutmeg. You could experiment with nutmeg, cloves, allspice, whatever. Add the chocolate chips and stir until combined. Drop by teaspoonsful onto a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake at 375 degrees F. for 12 – 15 minutes.

(This recipe was adapted from one I found here.)

 

Next time I make these, I will be using at least 50% whole wheat flour, maybe 75%. The pumpkin kept them so moist, you couldn’t even tell there was whole wheat flour in them at all. If you are worried about your kids (or picky grown-ups) turning up their noses at a cookie with whole wheat, relax. They won’t be able to tell. I promise. And use the whole wheat pastry flour (look in the bulk bins of the health food section at your supermarket). It’s a tiny bit more expensive than regular whole wheat flour but it’s a lot less “scratchy”.

This makes enough cookies for you to completely gorge and still have some left over to share.

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Nov
14
2009

Looks like all those Sunday School lessons paid off…

by Andrea

The following is a discussion of Mughal art diplayed at an Indian restaurant:

“Hey look, it’s Jesus.”

“That’s not Jesus. He never went to India.”

“Yes he did! I read the book.”

“Are you talking about Lamb?”

“Maybe…”

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This is not the actual painting discussed. The painting discussed was even less likely to be Jesus.

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