New Moon

New Moon

Remember how I hated totally loved Twilight? I just saw the preview for New Moon. Wow, am I horrified excited!

              

Ok, obviously this is going to be just as amazingly cheesy as Twilight, but I was under the impression that Jacob was supposed to be a WEREWOLF, not a wolf. Can I get that in slow-mo?

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Nilched from newmoonmovie.org

Yep, definitely a wolf. It’s like the producers have never seen Teen Wolf and have no idea what a werewolf is supposed to look like. This? THIS is a werewolf:

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This is not:

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Once again, a werewolf:

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Werewolves are just real hairy people. They like the moon. They have scary fingernails. And they’re good at basketball. I’m really disappointed that apparently we’re not going to be seeing Taylor Lautner with ten pounds of hair glued to his face. However, if he is shirtless for a significant portion of the movie, I’ll be happy.

I need to add Teen Wolf to my Netflix queue. It’s been too long.

6 Responses to “New Moon”

  1. Well, actually, Jacob is a shape-shifter and takes the form of a wolf. They don't find this out until the end of the 4th book, though. In book 2 and 3 we learn that Quileute's are believed to be descended from wolves (according to tribe legends). It is commonly believed that they are (and they call themselves) Werewolves. Don't hate me. I think I know too many of the details for my own good. If you are planning on seeing New Moon - and Jacob, shirtless, is obviously enough reason to see it - don't go opening night. The screaming pre-teens will make you wish you had brought a lethal weapon along with you. Kathryn’s last blog post..Menu Plan Monday

  2. great picture, it lke transition by human become a wofl , like in movie. thanks for share. I'll wait you on my blog also. thanks prasetio25’s last blog post..The Most Frightening Food from Asia

  3. A friend at work dressed up as Teen Wolf last Halloween. Michael J Fox is the best. Okay New Moon. Jacob. Topless. Yes yes a thousand times yes. I never did like cold things - warm blooded and hot is my game. Money's on the werewolf. ondressingup’s last blog post..6,768 Miles Apart

  4. you must read the book darling, it's cheesy but I love it :) Raquel’s last blog post..Chess and cat

  5. Well from what I read in the books they aren't real werewolves. They are some kind of mutants (their words) and if I didn't understand it in a wrong way they actually become wolves whenever they want and they aren't even related to the moon. The books are definitely much better than the movies but that's inevitable. They can't put the whole book in a movie so I totally understand that they have to make huge changes in order to mantain a consistent story, and for that the magic of the book is kinda lost. Anyway, I can't wait to see the movie! *

  6. You lucky sod!!!!LOL LOL!!(: God I love this film, reminds me of the lost boys just a modern version its epic just epic! Oh my days I loved the vampire with the long blond hair in the first film who got killed, chucked into a fire I think? Such a shame. LOL! Cannot wait to watch this! cheers for sharing these snaps! PeAce & BoWs... prettyneOns X prettyneons’s last blog post..Creative Minds Think Alike