La Alaskena

I think I’ve made it clear how I feel about Marc Jacobs in the past. He is an evil genius that designs expensive, beautiful clothes for flat-chested girls and hangs out with Jennifer Lopez. You know, I feel like it’s time that Marc did something for The Rest Of Us. So here’s what we do: lure him to a nice place with lots of cookies (my grandma’s house, for instance) and hold him hostage until he agrees to design a collection for Target. And here’s why:

All photos from Style.com

I’m pretty sure that if I had that blue checkered dress I could solve the world financial crisis. Being well-dressed would like, cause my brain to process numbers differently. And count higher.