Dear Marc Jacobs,

You are killing me. You are taunting me with your Fall 2009 ready-to-wear. Case in point:

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I want this dress more than I want world peace. I want to wear it with granny boots and a straw hat and frolic in a meadow and milk cows and gather blackberries in a wicker basket. Because I totally do stuff like that all the time, and obviously it would be just that much more idyllic if I could do it in this dress.

Two things stand in my way. Three, actually. #1 being my meager bank account, and #2 and #3 being my breasts. That is not a dress for a girl with bosoms. And I have bosoms. Oh, do I have bosoms. I’m not bragging, just stating fact. I’m not happy about it, either. My fondest dream is that I will wake up one morning and magically be a B-cup. Seriously. And then I will spend my life savings on this dress and go frolic in a meadow and live happily ever after.

5 Responses to “Dear Marc Jacobs,”

  1. thank you darling! I wouldn't mind to have that dress either!! :) Raquel’s last blog post..1 euro bargains #3 and 4

  2. my friend had breast reduction. she is now a c cup and is happy and just relieved. i wish for slightly bigger... maybe a c cup would be nice. E’s last blog post..the village markets

  3. Hahaha. The text of this post made me laugh. Especially the bit about bosoms. Designers hate our jelly. But I don't care. I love them anyway. ondressingup’s last blog post..Raf Simons for Jil Sander A/W 2009

  4. I love the colour of that dress.

  5. it is gorgeous! the high neck, the ruffles, the COLOUR! why does he do this to us?!?!! penny’s last blog post..28 2 09