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Jan
12
2009

Miss Zooey

by Andrea

It has occurred to me that perhaps I like Katy Perry because she looks so much like my #1 Girl Crush, Zooey Deschanel. They both make music, and although I enjoy Ms. Katy’s warblings, Zooey is in a class of her own. Her debut album is so insanely delightful that I don’t have words to tell you how much I love it. I LOVE IT. I have listened to it a million, jillion times and it just gets better. Go buy She and Him, Volume 1, right this second. You’ll thank me.




 

And then there’s this video. She’s got four decapitations in this video and somehow she manages to make it cute. I love you Zooey.

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Jan
11
2009

Hot N Hot

by Andrea

I know I’m not the first one to notice this, but how freaking cute is Katy Perry?

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I love that she just wears what she wants. The top outfit is maybe a little more Eva Peron than pop star, but somehow on her it works. She’s always rocking the playsuits, and if I had legs like that, so would I.

Then there’s the “Hot N Cold” video, which I love, love, love. Katy’s mad dancing skills are pretty hot, and I would totally wear her dress to my own wedding. Not even kidding.

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Jan
10
2009

Perfect for breakfast at… Denny’s?

by Andrea

armaniprefall

Will somebody please invite me to a party, a really fancy party, so that I have an excuse to buy this dress?

It’s from Armani’s pre-fall collection, and out of a sea of well-cut suits comes this gorgeous little number that I can’t afford and have no place to wear anyway. Still, there’s something about the simplicity of the cut and the frivolity of the bows that makes me want to spend all my student loan money on it. But only if I get invited to a really fancy party.

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Jan
8
2009

Golden Flavor Nugget

by Andrea
Ewwwwwww!

Ewwwwwww!

When I saw this in the grocery store I was perturbed. I was upset. I fought my vomit reflex. But mostly I was curious. What is a golden flavor nugget? Why a nugget? Why not a good old-fashioned cube? And if you look carefully, you can see that there’s a little sparkle on the nugget. It sparkles? Why would a flavor nugget sparkle? But most importantly, why does it look like a vaginal suppository?

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Jan
8
2009

Nostalgia

by Andrea

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Remember Tinkerbell cosmetics? Remember how my mom wouldn’t buy them for me? Kidding, sometimes she did. For my birthday I got a peach-scented solid perfume that came in a heart-shaped locket and it smelled oh-so-delectable and I want another one. But guess what? Tinkerbell is nowhere to be found. They were bought out in 1999 and the new company just kinda let them die. Jerks.

I wish it was like the other Tinkerbell and I could bring it back by clapping and saying I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES but I can’t. And you know what that means? A whole generation is growing up without BO-PO. Now that elementary school girls are huffing nail polish at sleepovers instead of using it and then peeling it off immediately afterward, you can blame the decline of Tinkerbell, which I believe coincides with the decline of Western society.

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Jan
6
2009

Sorry Mom

by Andrea

Apparently one of my readers is my mom, which is cool, except she thought the naked man was highly innappropriate. I reminded her that he wasn’t actually naked, that he had a stick of dynamite covering his naughty bits, but apparently that wasn’t enough to satisfy her delicate sensibilities. She suggested that I write a “nice, G-rated” blog.

“So what, you want me to post pictures of kitties and rainbows or something?”

“Yes.”

So Mom, this one’s for you.

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