Golden Flavor Nugget

Ewwwwwww!

Ewwwwwww!

When I saw this in the grocery store I was perturbed. I was upset. I fought my vomit reflex. But mostly I was curious. What is a golden flavor nugget? Why a nugget? Why not a good old-fashioned cube? And if you look carefully, you can see that there’s a little sparkle on the nugget. It sparkles? Why would a flavor nugget sparkle? But most importantly, why does it look like a vaginal suppository?

One Response to “Golden Flavor Nugget”

  1. Response from Jen:

    It's a monistat ovule filled with rendered chicken fat. It's magical.