Apparently people other than myself and my boyfriend read this blog, which I am like, thrilled about. Maybe “read” is the wrong word. Perhaps I should say “have read”, because thus far, nobody has made my little corner of the InterWeb a part of their daily breakfast.
So now I am consumed with curiosity. Who are you people? Why are you here? Mom, is that you? Are The Mormons keeping a running tab of my indiscretions via the InterWeb? When I come to my senses and decide that I DO want to forsake lattes and normal underwear, will the bishop reference my blog and say, “YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS REPENTING TO DO, YOUNG LADY”? Did I just offend The Mormons with the previous “normal underwear” remark? Would racy photos increase traffic or bring it to a grinding halt? Can I bitch about people on here or are my only readers the very people I’d like to bitch about?
I guess I could just start bitching and find out.