I could go on and on about Sarah Palin, like how she’s a pretend feminist, the lame things she’s done in office like make rape victims pay for their own rape kits, how she fired Walt Monegan because he was seeking federal funding to curb sexual crime in Alaska, and how she’s kind of a fruitcake. (Hey, she’s the one who said that the Iraq war was a mission from God. Seriously? She thinks that? People still think that?)
Anyway, the really upsetting thing is that I’m supposed to quit mourning Hillary and jump on the Palin bandwagon. Never mind that the only thing those two have in common is a vagina. Never mind that Palin goes against pretty much everything I believe in. She has boobies! I’m voting for her! (At least that’s what Fox News seem to think will happen.)