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I know some people won’t be pleased that I had the audacity to criticize a Mormonad, but c’mon! This one is outrageous, and not just because when I look at it, all I see is eyebrows that went out of style in 1938.
Call me crazy, but the message of this choice nugget of inspiration seems to be, “When a man is verbally abusive, it’s up to the lady to calm him down, and if she can’t, it’s her fault.”
Well guess what, Mormonad people? When somebody is being belligerent and you know, breathing fire, there’s not much the person on the receiving end can do. For instance, when a customer the other day told me that I could shove his prescriptions up my “rosy red ass”, what was I supposed to do? Aim a fire extinguisher at him? Because believe me, if I’d had a gas can and a fire extinguisher at my disposal at the time, I would have doused him in gasoline and lit a match. That’s pretty much what belligerent fire-breathers deserve.
UPDATE 01.22.2009
My mom thinks that this means I hate Mormons or something. I DO NOT hate Mormons. I love The Mormons! They’re my people! I may think their religious beliefs are cruisazy, but I feel that way about everybody’s religious beliefs. Except the Quakers. They’re cute. Anyway, The Mormons think I’m cruisazy too, so it all evens out. My point is, j’adore Les Mormons, but I still think this Mormonad is horrific. Absolutely horrific and ridiculous.